TIPO SOSPETTO There is a sketchy guy in the city, and Pazienza is determined to find him… C’è un individuo sospetto in città, e Pazienza è deciso a scovarlo…
Category: Humour
As Per Leaflet
COME DA FOGLIETTO ILLUSTRATIVO
oven Cleaning
PULIZIA DEL FORNO Five years—gone in a blink. Five years of squinting through waves of heat just to rescue a pizza. Five years of ignoring the oven entirely, as if, without food inside, it was […]
Ruggero’s New Glasses…
I NUOVI OCCHIALI DI RUGGERO… “With his new glasses, Ruggero has unlocked a brand new superpower! Now he can spot the tiniest details (especially on pretty girls) from 50 meters away…” 😎 See the cartoon […]
Haiku (almost)
HAIKU (o quasi) I love hermetic, short poetry just as much as I love short stories and one- or two-panel cartoons.Here’s a Japanese-style poem that came to mindafter the fourth white pullover,the second white tent,and […]
Sophisticated Night…
SERATA SOFISTICATA [disclaimer: native poem in Italian, below!! I hope the English is funny, too!] We sit, unsure,at a white table set with care, the scent of lilies in the air—their stems cut clean, they […]
Somebody Save Me!
QUALCUNO MI AIUTI! Try being reincarnated as a teddy bear, sleep all day for years in your super comfy bed, and then—bam! One fine day, you’re suddenly rolled up with sheets, pillowcases, and earplugs… and […]
A Cat’s legacy
IL GATTO EREDITIERO Put yourself in the shoes of the elderly author of this will… Mettetevi nei panni dell’anziano autore di questo testamento…
Foodie Cat…
GATTA BUONGUSTAIA
I know, I look much younger than my age!
LO SO, DIMOSTRO MOLTO MENO DELLA MIA ETA’!
When You feel unfit for the party…
QUANDO TI SENTI FUORI FORMA PER LA FESTA…
Such Enthusiasm!
Che Entusiasmo!
Mature Skin benefits
ENOUGH, I’M TIRED OF HEARING only about how to rejuvenate and tone your skin. Let’s also talk a little about the benefits of having mature skin!Laugh on http://www.krubiat.com BASTA, MI SONO STUFATA DI SENTIRE parlare […]
Under-Soaked Lentils
In one word only, NASTY. The lower point of my vegan adventure. Lentils, if soaked too little, become spiteful, disrespectful, even sadist. They love to keep you awake. They pull the covers of your bed […]
A Long Winter…
UN LUNGO INVERNO… See the post on http://www.krubiat.com!
Something must have gone wrong…
Qualcosa deve essere andato storto…
Grasshopper POSE
POSIZIONE DELLA CAVALLETTA
Public Toilets
To justify the abnormal waits and deceive boredom, this is what I sometimes imagine to be happening in the female public toilets… BAGNI PUBBLICI Per giustificare le attese abnormi e ingannare la noia, questo è […]
Either my wife has gone mad or…
O mia moglie è impazzita oppure…
Nonconformist ideas
As the spring in the UK & Ireland shows the usual weather, hysterically changing on the same day between rain, sun, wind, hail, cold, spring, winter, and fall, the community is starting to have nonconformist […]
VICTORY!
After two weeks of stuggle, a battallion of proud Krubiat-antibodies finally defeated Covid! Dopo due settimane di lotta, un battaglione di valenti Krubiat-anticorpi hanno finalmente sconfitto il covid!
“Should we be jealous?” part 1: SIRI.
I know it sounds exaggerated at first sight. But that fresh little voice, the mellifluous ways, the understanding it creates with users, especially males… are we sure we shouldn’t be jealous of SIRI? “DOVREMMO ESSERE […]
WHAT ABOUT GOING OUT TONIGHT?
CHE NE DICI DI USCIRE STASERA?
HAPPY SUMMER!
BUON FERRAGOSTO!
THE IMPOSSIBLE UNWIND
VIETATO RILASSARSI
Was it a Compliment?
ENGLISH/ITALIAN …When they told me “Your idea is Bunk”, I was almost certain that it was a compliment. Then I searched the Slang Dictionary… ITALIAN …Quando mi hanno detto “Your idea is Bunk”, ero quasi […]
A christmas gift…
ENGLISH/ITALIAN After six months, the contract for the utilities of my home in Tuscany was finally activated! We should have understood since the beginning that the paperwork had been entrusted to Santa Claus! ITALIAN Dopo […]
Christmas hairdressing – capelli per le feste
ENGLISH/ITALIAN It was the fault of the happy Christhmas music if my haidresser got excited and shaved my hair off. Hopefully they will grow back soon! ITALIAN Tutta colpa delle canzoncine di Natale se la […]
Closing time
[With English note at the bottom] Mezzodí da Ashley, Sento scrosciar l’usci. La messicana stanca reca uguali il secchio e il ghigno, e guarda te, che sulle spine siedi, per misurar di colazione il resto. Oh, come vorrei aver giá finito […]
Water Landing
ENGLISH/ITALIAN – When Ruggero flew to Houston to reach the new work location, on August 2017, Hurricane Harvey had left the area heavily flooded… ITALIAN Quando ad Agosto 2017 Ruggero è partito per Houston diretto […]
Texan Lavagia
ENGLISH/ITALIAN – …On 8 of April 2018 I permanently reached the New World and imediately discovered that a kind of Lavagia was also there: the Texan Lavagia. If you are curious, seek the Lavagia among […]
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